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Doon Buggy

April 12, 2012

Here’s what you need to do…

Jump in your buggy, and drive on down (or up… or over…) to Santa Cruz and do you some wine tasting.

The Santa Cruz Mountains are home to some of the finest wineries in the world.

The only problem is that driving your buggy from one winery to the next can be a real schlep.

Over the last couple of years, a small group of wineries have been opening up tasting rooms on the West Side of Santa Cruz to make your wine tasting just a little bit easier.

The other day, Kara and I rolled over to the corner of Swift and Ingalls to check out a few of them.

First stop…

Bonny Doon Vineyard:

Randall Grahm started Bonny Doon Vineyard in 1983, and has been making legit Rhone wines from the get go.  Growing up about a 10 mile drive from Bonny Doon, I’ve known of this winery my entire life.  This, however, was my first experience tasting their wines…

I feel like a dumb ass for waiting so long.

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Bonny Doon Vineyard 2010 Banana Slug Roussanne

This white Rhone was grown from the Beeswax Vineyard in Arroyo Seco.  It brings butt loads of minerality and clean green apple fruit.  There’s a good weight to this one.  And, of course, it’s got a great acidity to compliment a light dish.  89

Bonny Doon Vineyard 2011 Vin Gris De Cigare

Here’s the lineup for this rose… 73% Grenache, 10% Mourvedre, 8% Grenache Blanc, 16% Roussanne, and 4% Cinsault.  Peach on the nose.  Lime and minerals on the palate.  100% goodness.  89+

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Ca' Del Solo 2006 Nebbiolo

Nebbiolo is THEE noble grape of Italy.  Bonny Doon does this grape justice.  Good strawberry fruit and Earth notes on the nose.  There is some red plum on the palate, but this wine is dominated by its Earthy, grippy, tannins and powdery finish.  90+

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Bonny Doon Vineyard 2007 Alamo Creek Syrah

Fantastic.  This wine is fantastic.  This San Luis Obispo Syrah is inky, and gamey, and smokey, and dope.  Give it a 91.

Bonny Doon Vineyard 2007 Le Cigare Volant normale

Le Cigare Volant is Bonny Doon’s Chateauneuf-du-Pape style blend of 60% Grenache, 32% Syrah, 4% Mourvedre, and 4% Cinsault.  This is their flagship wine.  I can see why.  Good raspberry nose.  Raspberry, cranberry, leather, and pepper on the palate.  This wine is mad complex.  This wine is mad balanced.  I’d plant my flag in this wine too.  90+

The neat thing about Le Cigare Volant is that you can also try a couple of variations of the same wine based on the vessel in which they were aged…

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Also available in en demi-muid and en foudre...

Bonny Doon Vineyard 2007 Le Cigare Volant en foudre:

The normale blends some wine aged in giant casks and others that were aged in normal sized wine barrels.  The en foudre is just the stuff that was in the giant cask.  Since less of the wine is in contact with the wood, the en foudre is a bit juicier than the normale.  Blackberry nose.  Raspberry, cranberry, and leather are still the prodominent flavors on the palate.  Everything just seems to be a bit more rich and ripe.  Good stuff.  91+

Bonny Doon Vineyard 2007 Le Cigare Volant en demi-muid:

With the smaller barrels, a lot more wine is in contact with the oak.  On the  nose, this added some pepper notes to the blackberry fruit.  The pepper also comes through on the palate… and it lingers for a while.  91

Yeah… Bonny Doon pretty much brings it.

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Look at this dope tasting room!

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And look at these dope wines! It's all good!

Next, we headed over to MJA Vineyards:

The second we walked through the doors of the MJA Tasting Room, we were greeted by Marin Artukovich.  Marin worked in the Kona coffee business in Hawaii for 16 years before starting a winery on Howell Mountain in the Napa Valley.  He’s had his tasting room in Santa Cruz since 2010, where he serves wine under the labels Serene Cellars and DaVine Cellars… along with Kona coffee and Hawaiian music.

All of his cabs were terrific.

My favorite…

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Serene Cellars 2007 Cabernet Sauvignon... Or as Marin calls it, "Nosey".

Along the way, Marin made sure to feed us…

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Chocolate Covered Kona Peaberry Coffee Beans

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Chocolate Covered Macadamia Nut

And he gave me a quick tour of his winery in the back…

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They play movies in here too!

Once the wine tasting was done, we needed some lunch…

Kelly’s French Bakery is tucked in among the tasting rooms.  I was stoked to see that they had more than just bread…

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This is possibly the best hamburger I have ever tasted. The bun makes all the difference.

Before we headed home, we had to take one more stop when I saw this sign…

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The India Pale Ale clocks in at 78 IBU. This beer is super legit... And the view from the patio ain't bad either.

As our day came to a close, we hopped in the ride and returned to the other side of the hill…

But I can’t wait to take my buggy back to the Doon.

Stay Rad,

Jeff

Taco Tuesday

April 11, 2012

Sometimes, it’s the simple things in life that make me smile.

Every Tuesday and Thursday at Champs Family Bar & Grill, they serve up these dope ass tacos for a dollar a pop.

Since Kara and I are on vacation this week, we decided to hit up Champs this Tuesday…

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For starters, I ordered a Chavela (Beer w/ lemon juice, worcestershire sauce, tapatio, and chili salt).

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And here's the tacos (Clockwise from top left: Carne Asada, Pork, Chicken, and Talapia)!

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And, of course, you've gotta get some calamari.

Mmmmmmmm…

Good thing Taco Thursday is just a day away.

Stay Rad,

Jeff

Stay Rad Wine Blog TV Episode 34: The Tournament of Free Stuff

April 9, 2012

In this episode, Jeff reveals the winners of the First Ever Stay Rad Free Stuff Giveaway while revisiting a dope Cabernet Sauvignon from Aver Family Vineyards.

I’ll start contacting the winners on Wednesday, April 11th.  If you don’t hear from me, hit me up at JeffStayRad@gmail.com with the subject title “Gimmie my Free Stuff, Foo!”

Wine Tasted:

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Aver Family Vineyards 2007 Family Album Cabernet Sauvignon

Stay Rad,

Jeff

Stay Rad Wine Blog TV Episode 33: The Greatest Vintage?

April 4, 2012

In this episode, Jeff tries a Cru Bourgeois Bordeaux from the Medoc region.  Is 2009 the greatest Bordeaux vintage of all time?  Let’s work our way from the bottom up…

Wine Tasted:

After the Fact:

Neal Martin of Wine Journal (Wine Advocate) gave this one a 90.

Stay Rad,

Jeff

By (St.) George!

March 31, 2012

Wow!

Yesterday was a trip.

It’s tough to explain.

I hopped into a van with my buddies Cheeto, Scotty Physics, and the Laser Boys.

Rain was falling like crazy.

An hour later, we ended up at our destination…

But where the heck were we?

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I know that city way over there. That's San Francisco...

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But what is up with this fence?

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And who the heck are the Firebirds?

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This must be a popular place?

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Are we playing war games?

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Okay... Now I get it. We're tasting distilled spirits.

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But what's up with these knives? I'm scared.

Established in 1982, St. George Spirits is the oldest craft distillery in the United States.  It’s located at the World War Two Navy Base at Alameda Point in Alameda, California (right next to Oakland).  The tasting room/distillery is found inside of a renovated hangar that was once home to VA-304, the attack squadron known as the Firebirds.

This place is bad ass!

Let’s get into the spirits…

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AQUA PERFECTA POIRE EAU DE VIE

Aqua Perfecta is the name of St. George’s Eau de Vie line.  Eau de Vie (water of life) is a traditional style of unaged fruit brandy that is very popular in Europe.  St. George is the first Eau de Vie distiller in the United States.

This pear brandy is high in alcohol, but smells fantastic.  The Eau de Vie is traditionally used as a digestif.

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St. George Botanivore Gin

Let’s say you’ve been on a martini kick.  And let’s say that you’ve just run out of gin, and were looking to restock your liquor cabinet (like this guy).  This Botanivore (Botanical Eater) is the gin for you.

Crisp.  Herbaceous.  Complex.

Pick it up!

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St. George Terroir Gin "Mt. Tam"

I love the concept of this gin.  If you’re into wine, you have to love a gin that’s rocking terroir in its name.

This gin definitely represents the qualities of Mt. Tamalpais.  Douglas Fir.  Bay Laurel.  Coastal Sage.

This gin tastes and smells like a Christmas Tree.

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Hangar One Straight Vodka

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And here's the bottle.

Odds are that even if you’ve never heard of St. George, you’ve probably heard of Hangar One Vodka.  The vodka was given its name based on the Navy Base where it’s distilled.

This vodka is made of a combination of distilled wheat and Viognier (you gotta be stoked on wine making an appearance here).  Hangar One is distilled only once to make sure that you do get a lot of that delicious flavor… And boy, is it delicious.

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Hangar One "Spiced Pear" Vodka

There is also a nice variety of infused vodkas under the Hangar One name.  This one brought a neat aroma and taste of pears and bananas.

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Breaking & Entering Bourbon Whiskey

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And here's the bottle!

Although St. George does distill their own single malts, this bourbon is the only product here that they do not distill themselves.

The name “Breaking  & Entering” comes from the fact that they commissioned a bunch of barrels from various distilleries in Kentucky.  St. George then blended these barrels (each 5-7 years old) to make their own unique bourbon.

The B&E brings some nice caramel and vanilla spice.

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Firelit Coffee Liqueur

Here’s what you get when you blend roasted coffee beans with Chardonnay brandy…

A rich and creamy delight that has 30% alcohol content and a massive amount of caffeine.

Hell to the yeah, foo!

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Qi White Tea Liqueur

Orange peel for days, with a nice white tea minerality.  At 40% alcohol, this stuff is scary delicious.

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AQUA PERFECTA POIRE LIQUEUR

They love pears at St. George.  They love them.

Their pear fruit liqueur was a bit too fruity for me.

Capri Sun like.

Let’s move on…

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St. George Absinthe Verte

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Here's the bottle. Yes. That monkey is playing a cowbell with a human femur bone.

Here’s the thing about Absinthe…

Absinthe is a delicious, high alcohol (120 proof) liqueur made from wormwood, star anise, and fennel.

Absinthe was illegal in the united states for almost 100 years.

By the time Absinthe was legalized for sale in the United States in 2007, St. George had already perfected and produced their version.

St. George was the first U.S. made Absinthe to be sold in the country.

Most people who talk about Absinthe have no clue what they are speaking about.

Lance Winters, the distiller at St. George does.

Peep this video to get the real deal…

Our Absinthe taste was served with an ice cube to release some of the botanicals, creating a delicious milky white louche…

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Wait for it...

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Wait for it...

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Wait for it...

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Wait for it...

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There you go!

This Absinthe was super complex, with a big licorice characteristic.

You should be warned that Absinthe does numb your tongue a little bit (one reason why it’s served last), so don’t freak out if it happens to you.

Some people think Absinthe will make you hallucinate.

Those people are idiots!

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Or are they...

After our tasting, we took a little tour of the distillery…

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Gin

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Bourbon

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A big ass still.

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Another big ass still.

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The model of the shark that ate Samuel L. Jackson in the movie Deep Blue Sea.

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Some of the herbs used in Absinthe.

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We got to taste a bit of raw wormwood. Hella bitter!

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Bourbon barrels.

At the end of the tour, we were hella hungry…

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So we said goodbye to the hangar.

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And we said hello to Everett and Jones Barbeque in Oakland.

As soon as I caught a whiff of that barbeque flavor, I got a flashback to when I was in high school.

Whenever my friends and I would drive up to punk shows at 924 Gilman St. in Berkeley, we would always walk around corner to get some Everett and Jones.

It’s been about 15 years since my last taste…

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I ordered a Tall Saucey Sistah Ale...

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And a big ol' plate of ribs with medium sauce. You could use napkins, but you don't need them if you've got wonder bread.

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Mmmmmmmmmmmmm...

And since it was right down the street, we also hit up this place…

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Respect your Elder. Hoppy and delicious!

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You know this place is legit when you look up to find hops hanging from the ceiling.

Wow!

What a trip!

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And I even got my gin!

Stay Rad,

Jeff

Stay Rad Wine Blog TV Episode 32: It’s Getting Chile in Here

March 30, 2012

In this episode, Jeff tries a Chilean blend of Cabernet Franc and Petit Verdot…

Wine Tasted:

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Trader Joe's Reserve 2010 Colchagua Valley, Chile Red Blend by Vinedos Errazuriz Ovalle

Stay Rad,

Jeff

PS – Don’t forget to enter the First Ever Stay Rad Free Stuff Giveaway!

Martini Time

March 29, 2012

Here’s a little known fact:

I grew up on martinis.

Wait a second… That didn’t sound right.  Let me explain.

Ever since I was a little kid, I always thought martinis were cool.

You see…

My dad loves martinis.

So does my uncle.

My grandma, so far as I know… hated them.

But…

For some reason, my grandma always had a fully stocked bar in her apartment.

Whenever we used to have family get-togethers at my grandma’s house (Thanksgiving, Passover, etc…), if my dad and uncle were both there, they would always make each other martinis.

Dry gin martinis with olives.

While my uncle and dad were having a great time with their cocktails, many of the other adults would be drinking beer or wine, and commenting on how disgusting martinis were… especially gin martinis.

I always thought that was cool.

It was cool how the martini was a drink that some people just didn’t understand.

It was, for lack of a better term, a man’s drink.

When I turned 21, and began to ordering drinks at bars, I very excited to order my first martini.

From my first sip, I fell in love.

The crisp herbaceousness of the gin.

The almost soapy mouthfeel of that hint of vermouth.

And those olives… I couldn’t get enough of them.

It became almost robotic for me in my twenties…

I would belly up to the bar, and order it the same every time.

“Gin martini, up, with mad olives!”

So…

I’ve got tomorrow off, and I figured that there was only one way to celebrate the beginning of a 3-day weekend…

A martini!

There’s only one problem…

There’s no gin in my house!

But where there’s a will, there’s a way.

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The makings of something special...

So here’s how I do a vodka martini…

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You're gonna need some ice.

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Chillin' with some vermouth.

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Heavy Handed

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Put a lid on it!

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Shake it 'til your hands freeze off... Or 'til it looks like this. Same difference.

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Toss out the vermouth, and add mad olives to the glass.

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Fill 'er up, and breakfast is served.

The vodka ain’t bad.  The martini is still nice and crisp, but it’s lacking that herbaceous kick that only gin can bring.

Please drink these things slowly and responsibly.

Don’t be a jerk.

Stay Rad,

Jeff

The First Ever Stay Rad Free Stuff Giveaway!

March 26, 2012

So…

A little while back, I did a series of videos about the Wine Shield.

It’s a neat little closure system that allows you to keep your wine fresh without the use of a stopper.  According to them, it can prevent wine oxidation for up to 5 days.

If you want to see how it works, check out this episode of Stay Rad Wine Blog TV…

If you want to see my results, check out this…

And this…

Anyways…

I like the Wine Shield.

I like it a lot.

I could talk about it all day, but really… The best way to learn about a product is to try it for yourself.

That’s where the First Ever Stay Rad Free Stuff Giveaway comes in to play…

The other day, the fine folks at Wine Shield contacted me to see if I wanted to give away some samples of their fine product to my fine readers.

I was all like, “Hell to the yeah, foo!”

A few days later, look what showed up on my doorstep…

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136 Wine Shields. That's good for up to 680 days of freshness! That's like 16,320 hours, foo!

So here’s what we’re gonna do…

I’m gonna break this schwag up and send it to three of my readers.

One of you is gonna get a 12 pack.

Another is gonna get two 12 packs.

The Grand Prize winner is gonna get the Family Sized 100 pack of Wine Shields.

“But, Jeff… What do I have to do to enter the First Ever Stay Rad Free Stuff Giveaway?”

It’s quite simple.  Just do one (or all) of the following things.

1. “Like” the Stay Rad Wine Blog Facebook page.  You can do this from the homepage of StayRadWineBlog.com.  Next, go to the Stay Rad Facebook page and leave a comment, telling me what your favorite post or episode on Stay Rad is.  You can reach the Facebook page here.

2. Follow @JeffIsRad on Twitter.  You can do this from the homepage of StayRadWineBlog.com.  Tweet me @JeffIsRad, telling me what your favorite post or episode on Stay Rad is.

3. Leave a comment below this post, telling me what your favorite post or episode on Stay Rad is.

See?

I told you it was easy.

I will pick three winners and contact them after Saturday, April 7th, 2012.

Good luck y’all!

Stay Rad,

Jeff

I’ve got my Passport. How ’bout you?

March 25, 2012

Kara and I have lived in Morgan Hill for almost three years now.  It’s a neat little city of thirty thousand folks that borders San Jose to the South along Highway 101.  Having lived among the million or so people in San Jose for the better part of my adult life, at first it was a strange transition to the small town feel of Morgan Hill.

At times, I miss that big city life.

This is not one of those times.

This, my friends, is Santa Clara Valley Passport Weekend.

Two weekends (the last of March and the first of October) every year, 24 Wineries of the Santa Clara Valley open their cellar doors and some of their barrels to the public.  For thirty bucks, you get a glass and a passport that allows you to taste wine from each of the participants.  One passport is good for both the Fall and Spring weekends.

The Southern Santa Clara Valley (where most of these wineries are found) is a relatively warm climate compared to the rest of the Bay Area.  As hot as it can get during the day, nighttime gets pretty cold in a hurry.  In general, this is a place where Rhone varietals (like Syrah and Grenache) can flourish, but you will find pockets where Bordeaux and Burgundy grapes show very nicely.

As with any wine region, there are a few turds sprinkled in with some gems.

On Saturday, we hit up our fair share of each category.

Without further ado… the bad, the great, and the fantastic!

Morgan Hill Cellars:

We got started tasting a bit early on Saturday.  Though most tasting rooms opened at 10:00 am, many of the wineries weren’t going to bring out their passport specials until 11:00.  Since we had some time to kill, I figured we’d head over to Morgan Hill Cellars.

Unless you like fruit wine (their specialty), you should not go there.

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Morgan Hill Cellars 2007 Sauvignon Blanc

Sure, the Sauvignon Blanc was okay…

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La Fenice 1997 Sangiovese

And their 1997 Sangiovese is both old and nasty…

But I am never a fan of wineries that don’t use oak on anything, and tell you it’s so they can have more control over the flavor of the wine.  That is a line of B.S.  The reality is that steel is cheaper than oak.  If they cared about making a quality product, they would never say no to oak across the board.  Never.

I really wish they put more effort into making good red wines, instead of mixing in blackberries or cherries with their Bordeaux grapes.

Guglielmo Winery:

Now, this is my jam!

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The Barn at Guglielmo

By the time we arrived at Guglielmo (Gool-yell-mo) Winery, the passport festivities were in full effect.  These guys have been making wine in Morgan Hill since 1925… and it’s good.

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A little Sangiovese

Along with some good wines, they gave each passport holder a bomb ass tri tip sandwich.  Lucky for me, Kara doesn’t eat red meat… I got two.

The highlight of Guglielmo was tasting two vintages of their Syrah…

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Guglielmo 2008 Private Reserve Syrah from the bottle.

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Guglielmo 2009 Private Reserve Syrah from the barrel.

Mann Cellars:

While driving through downtown Morgan Hill, we stopped by Rosy’s at the Beach where Mike Mann was pouring his wine.

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The lineup

Although Mann Cellars does not have a tasting room, you will find their wine at most wine events in Santa Clara County.  You can also buy their stuff at their website.

The entire lineup of wine was very nice, and relatively inexpensive ($10-$20).  The highlights for me were the 2006 Merlot and the 2007 Malbec.  All wines are estate grown and worth a try.  Hit them up.

Clos La Chance:

Heading South off of Watsonville Road in San Martin is the beautiful Clos La Chance Winery.

Here’s a fun fact:  Kara and I got married at Clos La Chance in 2010.

The wine was beautiful too…

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Clockwise from the top: My glass with a little bit of Clos La Chance 2008 Santa Cruz Mountains Chardonnay, My passport, My pen, and the Clos La Chance tasting list.

I was really happy with their 2008 Estate Grenache, but the highlight for me was their Mountain High, Mountain Low 2009 Santa Cruz Mountains Pinot Noir.  As part of their cellar sale, this Pinot Noir is selling for $6 a bottle.  The wine is available online right now!  You know what to do.

Sycamore Creek Vineyards and Winery:

Sycamore Creek is at the beginning of Uvas Road just off of Watsonville Road in Morgan Hill.  I’ve got to say that the first time I ever visited them (about 4 years ago), I was not that impressed.  Now, however, I’ve got to say the winery is really putting out some quality Bordeaux varietals (including a great Petit Verdot).  I was hella stoked on their 2008 Mosaico (Bordeaux style red blend).

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Sycamore Creek 2008 Mosaico Red Wine

Stoked to the hella!

Aver Family Vineyards:

I bit further South off of Watsonville Road is Aver Family Vineyards.  You know how I feel about this place (click here to be reminded).

This winery is everything that is right about the Santa Clara Valley.  Big, bright, and balanced estate fruit.  Though they do make some fantastic Cabernet Sauvignons, the focus of this family run vineyard is making amazing Rhones… like this one…

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Aver Family (I forgot to check the vintage) Family Album Red Wine - Rhone Style Blend

Jason-Stephens Winery:

Just accross the street from Aver is Jason-Stephens Winery.  Kara and I are huge fans of this Gilroy spot that specializes in Bordeaux grapes.

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A big ol' block of Cabernet Sauvignon outside of Jason-Stephens Winery.

They do also make a very legit Syrah…

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Jason-Stephens 2007 Estate Syrah

And it looks like Kara and I aren’t alone in our fandom…

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Folks getting stoked to the hella.

Sarah’s Vineyard:

Near the corner of Watsonville Road and Hecker Pass in Gilroy is Sarah’s Vineyard.  This is another place that you know I’ve been stoked on for a while (check it out).

I’m way into their reserved style of winemaking.  Nothing is over the top.  They just let the grapes speak for themselves.  This Grenache is a great example of that…

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Sarah's Vineyard 2009 Grenache

Fortino Winery:

We finished up at Sarah’s Vineyard at 4:45 pm.  Since the passport events end at 5:00, we decided to swing by one last winery before dinner.

Fortunately, Fortino is right next door…

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Fortino 2010 Black Muscat Blush

Unfortunately, they make horrible wine.  If you’d have read this post from a while back, you’d have already known this.

Fortunately, they did give us some pasta to make up for their crappy wine…

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The payoff.

After a long day of tasting, spitting, and dumping… I needed a drink.

I needed something to take my mind off of how bad Fortino was, so we headed back to Huntington Station in Morgan Hill for dinner.

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Sierra Nevada Pale Ale in a San Jose Sharks glass.

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Boxcar Burger and Fries

Mmmmmmmm…

I almost forgot how much I hated Fortino.

All in all, I was very happy with this round of the passport weekend.  I’m looking forward to trying more places come the fall.

I’ve got my passport.

How about you?

Stay Rad,

Jeff

Walking with a Ghost (Chili)

March 19, 2012

I am not a picky eater.

Not a really picky eater, anyways.

I mean…

I do have a thing against runny eggs and cream soda (but I am facing my fear).

But…

On the real…

As far as food goes, I’ll try anything.

I’m especially a fan of spicy foods.

One Christmas morning, I woke up to find a jar of pickled habanero peppers in my stocking.  At the time, my dad and I believed that it was the hottest chili on the planet.  I was stoked to get the opportunity to try something new, so I opened the jar right up and popped a pepper in my mouth.

“It’s not bad,” I told my dad.  “I mean… It’s hot, but kind of sweet too.”

“Let me try that,” my dad said as he grabbed the jar from in front of me and threw back of pepper of his own.  In an instant, my dad turned bright red, ran over to garbage can, and spit out the remainder of his habanero.  “Are you kidding me, Jeff?  Those peppers are ridiculous!  Don’t eat any more of them.  You’re gonna get sick.”

Here’s the thing…

I’m a stubborn dude.  I don’t like people telling me what to do.  The moment the word “don’t” comes out of a person’s mouth, I just have to challenge them.  I have to.

So guess what I did…

I grabbed my jar of habaneros and dug in for more.  One after the other.  All in front of my dad.

He gave me a disapproving head shake and left the room.

I probably ate half of that jar in about thirty minutes… smiling with every bite.  “They really aren’t that bad,” I kept saying to myself, “Not bad at all.”

About two hours later, while sitting in front of the television my tune started to change.  First my mouth began to water.  Then my hands started to shake.  Next thing I knew, I was laying on the cold tile of my bathroom floor with the worst stomach ache I had ever experienced.

My dad heard me run to the bathroom, and started knocking on the door.  “Are you okay?” he asked.

“No.  I think it was a bad idea to eat all those habaneros.  I’m sick.”

My dad’s response?

“I told you so.”

Now…

You’d think I’d shy away from hot foods after that incident, but the truth is that I just can’t get enough of ’em.  There is something about a spicy pepper that I just love.

Even thinking about them makes my mouth water in anticipation.

Peppers make me want to eat more food.

I love food.

So, you have to know that I was stoked the other night at El Toro Brewpub when I looked at the beer menu…

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El Toro's Ghost Chili Golden Ale

A beer made with ghost chilis?

You know about the ghost chili, don’t you?

In 2007, the Guinness World Records certified it as being the hottest chili in existence.  The record has since been broken by 4 other peppers, but still…

The ghost chili is one hot mo fo.  One search of “Ghost Chili” on YouTube will give you tons of clips with bros bro-ing on the ghost chili, only to later admit to their bros that they can’t handle the heat.

I will never eat a whole ghost chili.  I am not that cool.

But a ghost chili beer?

I’m down to at least try it…

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The Ghost Chili Golden Ale is available as a 4 oz taster or a 10 oz half-imperial pint. I opted for the taster...

Here’s how it went down…

Color: Light gold to amber in color.  Nice and fluffy, white head.

Nose: Very tight and clean.  A bit bread-like.

Taste: Hot.  I mean HOT!  This beer is hot!  The Golden Ale, in general, is one of El Toro’s lightest beers in terms of flavor profile.  Using the a lighter style of beer really allows the Ghost Chili to be the star of this beer.  And a star it is.  The ghost chili gives a black pepper type flavor with tons of heat.  This spice is warm, and it lasts a long… long… long… time.

The first sip is quite a bit of a surprise.  The heat is overwhelming, but not enough to make you look like one of those bros on YouTube.  Not only is this the hottest beer I’ve ever tasted, it’s the hottest THING I’ve ever tasted.  Everything from my lips, to my tongue, to the back of my throat was coated with this dancing peppery spice.

It took me a good 20 minutes to get about halfway through my 4 oz taster.  I was about to finish it, when I thought back to that fateful Christmas morning with the pickled habaneros.  I decided to leave the final 2 ounces as an offering to the beer gods.

Like I was saying, when I taste peppers, I want to eat food.  Next time around, I would love to try the half-imperial pint with a plate of nachos.  I could also see this beer going well with a splash of V8 juice in it.

Score: 4 out of 5 Bottle Caps.  Feel free to take a walk with this ghost (chili).

Take it away ladies…

Stay Rad,

Jeff